Автор: Unix
Дата сообщения: 11.03.2006 08:19
A man is walking down the beach under a beautiful romantic sunset, when he sees a woman with no arms or legs, crying her eyes out. He asks her what's wrong, and she says, "I'm twenty-one years old, I've got no arms and no legs...and I've never been kissed!" So he leans down, and he gives her a soft, sweet little kiss on the lips. She stops crying, and he starts to walk away, when he hears her crying again.He asks her again what the trouble is, and she says, "I'm twenty-one years old, I have no arms and no legs...and I've never been screwed!" So the man thinks for a moment, picks her up, and tosses her into the ocean, yelling, "You're screwed now!"
